Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of George Silveira.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Kenkichi Okada enters league.
35 year old First Base Kenkichi Okada from Japan has moved to the US
and is now available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Frasco Cervants defected and enters league.
27 year old Second Base Frasco Cervants defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Donatello Muniz defected and enters league.
25 year old Centerfield Donatello Muniz defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Sunday, 2/25/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The reactions by the fans to the loss of James Hefley are terrible!
The overall fan interest decreases a lot!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Charles Ritchey
Dear Sir,
Charles Ritchey has problems at AA Villa Nueva!
He has an ERA of 5.35, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/18/2009
Subject: Status of Bob Ferguson
Dear Sir,
Bob Ferguson shouldn't play at AA Villa Nueva!
He has an AVG of .244 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/26/2009
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Tito Guerrera
Date: Sunday, 5/27/2009
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Harold Murphy
Date: Sunday, 5/27/2009
Subject: Status of Ricardo Deases
Dear Sir,
Ricardo Deases seems overmatched at AA Villa Nueva!
He has an ERA of 5.18 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/4/2009
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Christopher Guerro
Date: Tuesday, 6/12/2009
Subject: Status of Scott Connor
Dear Sir,
Scott Connor isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Villa Nueva!
He has an AVG of .245, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/14/2009
Subject: Status of Barto Madrigal
Dear Sir,
Barto Madrigal shouldn't play at AA Villa Nueva!
He has an AVG of .239 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/14/2009
Subject: Status of Johnny Ardis
Dear Sir,
Johnny Ardis shouldn't play at AA Villa Nueva!
He has an AVG of .216 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/16/2009
Subject: Status of Vicente Zarzuela
Dear Sir,
Vicente Zarzuela isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Villa Nueva!
He has an AVG of .242, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/19/2009
Subject: Status of Cole Fitzwater
Dear Sir,
Cole Fitzwater has problems at AA Villa Nueva!
He has an ERA of 5.25, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/11/2009
Subject: Status of Reynardo Anazgo
Dear Sir,
Reynardo Anazgo has an AVG of .239 at AA Villa Nueva!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 7/12/2009
Subject: Progress of Burl Blanks
Dear Sir,
Burl Blanks is hitting the ball well at A Puerto Quetzal!
He has an AVG of .307, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/7/2009
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
William Vannoy
Date: Friday, 8/10/2009
Subject: Alan Dotson healing process
Alan Dotson is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 8/21/2009
Subject: Alan Dotson healing process
Alan Dotson is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 8/29/2009
Subject: Porter Spurling healing process
Porter Spurling is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 9/1/2009
Subject: Broma Materia healing process
Broma Materia is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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