Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Serafin Doriva go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Charles Latta go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Alan Roberts go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans are shocked that you did not keep George Martines on the team!
The overall fan interest almost crashed!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Kenkichi Okada enters league.
35 year old First Base Kenkichi Okada from Japan has moved to the US
and is now available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Frasco Cervants defected and enters league.
27 year old Second Base Frasco Cervants defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Donatello Muniz defected and enters league.
25 year old Centerfield Donatello Muniz defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Saturday, 4/14/2009
Subject: Roy Rita is sick...
Diagnosis: Flu.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Herb Binion
Dear Sir,
Herb Binion has an AVG of .247 at AA Carolina!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Sean Mackinder
Dear Sir,
Sean Mackinder shouldn't play at AA Carolina!
He has an AVG of .217 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Javy Azcarate
Dear Sir,
Javy Azcarate has an AVG of .203 at AA Carolina!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Chris Picot
Dear Sir,
Chris Picot has an AVG of .237 at AA Carolina!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Raphael Gaona
Dear Sir,
Raphael Gaona has an ERA of 5.03 at AA Carolina.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/11/2009
Subject: Jack Andian learns new position
Jack Andian has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "8" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 5/26/2009
Subject: Dave Hoddell learns new position
Dave Hoddell has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "6" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 5/28/2009
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Charles Shine
Date: Tuesday, 5/29/2009
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Pablo Ambriz
Date: Sunday, 6/3/2009
Subject: Sean Mackinder learns new position
Sean Mackinder has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 6/7/2009
Subject: John Corry learns new position
John Corry has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 6/9/2009
Subject: Progress of Dave Hoddell
Dear Sir,
Dave Hoddell has an AVG of .278 at AA Carolina!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/19/2009
Subject: Status of Tsuginori Asai
Dear Sir,
Tsuginori Asai has an AVG of .248 at AA Carolina!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/20/2009
Subject: Alfred Gorman learns new position
Alfred Gorman has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 6/23/2009
Subject: Bradley Pou learns new position
Bradley Pou has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 6/23/2009
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Armando Ruiz
Date: Wednesday, 6/27/2009
Subject: Joe McGovern learns new position
Joe McGovern has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 7/6/2009
Subject: Progress of Estefan Cepeda
Dear Sir,
Estefan Cepeda has nothing more to prove at A Mayaguez!
He has an AVG of .404 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/16/2009
Subject: Zavier Leguem learns new position
Zavier Leguem has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 7/16/2009
Subject: Status of Fred Symes
Dear Sir,
Fred Symes has an AVG of .243 at AA Carolina!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/28/2009
Subject: Fred Symes learns new position
Fred Symes has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 8/1/2009
Subject: Progress of Al Todd
Dear Sir,
Al Todd is doing pretty good at A Mayaguez!
He has an ERA of 3.41, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 8/2/2009
Subject: Progress of Miguel Pinarelli
Dear Sir,
Miguel Pinarelli is hitting the ball well at A Mayaguez!
He has an AVG of .320, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/7/2009
Subject: Herb Binion learns new position
Herb Binion has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 8/9/2009
Subject: Jose Lacaden learns new position
Jose Lacaden has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 8/14/2009
Subject: Sterling Canseco learns new position
Sterling Canseco has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 8/14/2009
Subject: Progress of Scott Bickersteth
Dear Sir,
Scott Bickersteth has nothing more to prove at AA Carolina!
He has an ERA of 1.36 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 8/30/2009
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 10/26/2009
Subject: Robert Rider is sick...
Diagnosis: Sore Throat.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 2 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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