Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Roger Diamond.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Kenkichi Okada enters league.
35 year old First Base Kenkichi Okada from Japan has moved to the US
and is now available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Frasco Cervants defected and enters league.
27 year old Second Base Frasco Cervants defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Donatello Muniz defected and enters league.
25 year old Centerfield Donatello Muniz defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Frank Burger
Dear Sir,
Frank Burger isn't hitting the ball at all at AA La Romana!
He has an AVG of .217, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Progress of Elian Malanado
Dear Sir,
Elian Malanado has an ERA of 2.70 at AA La Romana!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Leslie Raynor
Dear Sir,
Leslie Raynor shouldn't play at AA La Romana!
He has an AVG of .212 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Progress of Leo Vallejo
Dear Sir,
Leo Vallejo has an AVG of .316 at AA La Romana!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Progress of Pablo Segovia
Dear Sir,
Pablo Segovia has an AVG of .433 at AA La Romana!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Siro Tejada
Dear Sir,
Siro Tejada has an AVG of .178 at AA La Romana!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Pio Gomez
Dear Sir,
Pio Gomez isn't hitting the ball at all at AA La Romana!
He has an AVG of .231, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Ben Kirst
Dear Sir,
Ben Kirst has problems at AA La Romana!
He has an ERA of 6.75, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/5/2009
Subject: Status of Roscoe Somerset
Dear Sir,
Roscoe Somerset has an ERA of 5.63 at AA La Romana.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/24/2009
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Alonso de Ojeda
Date: Monday, 6/4/2009
Subject: Keith Squance learns new position
Keith Squance has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 6/25/2009
Subject: Progress of Tony Goodchild
Dear Sir,
Tony Goodchild has nothing more to prove at AA La Romana!
He has an ERA of 3.47 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 7/5/2009
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Kurt Sanders
Date: Wednesday, 8/22/2009
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Jose Deltoro
Date: Sunday, 9/2/2009
Subject: Siro Tejada failed learning new position
Siro Tejada doesn't seem to make
any progress learning his new position, Catcher.
I would give up this experiment before his hitting suffers.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 9/5/2009
Subject: Walter Galindo injured
Hello Manager,
he had a little fight in a bar, and got knocked out.
Diagnosis: Scratched Cornea Eye.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 1-2 weeks.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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