Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Duane Minnick go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Kenkichi Okada enters league.
35 year old First Base Kenkichi Okada from Japan has moved to the US
and is now available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Frasco Cervants defected and enters league.
27 year old Second Base Frasco Cervants defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Sunday, 2/4/2009
Subject: Donatello Muniz defected and enters league.
25 year old Centerfield Donatello Muniz defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Frank Turvill
Dear Sir,
Frank Turvill shouldn't play at AA Merida Mouse Men!
He has an AVG of .189 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Progress of Harry Moisa
Dear Sir,
Harry Moisa is doing pretty good at AA Merida Mouse Men!
He has an ERA of 1.07, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/18/2009
Subject: Erwin Naranjo healing process
Erwin Naranjo is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 5/31/2009
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Michael Womble
Date: Saturday, 7/21/2009
Subject: Progress of Scott Jepson
Dear Sir,
Scott Jepson is hitting the ball well at A Cancun Cattle!
He has an AVG of .278, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 8/12/2009
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Erwin Naranjo
Date: Friday, 8/31/2009
Subject: Scott Jepson healing process
Scott Jepson is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 9/13/2009
Subject: Progress of Martin Hammer
Dear Sir,
Martin Hammer has nothing more to prove at A Cancun Cattle!
He has an AVG of .289 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 10/3/2009
Subject: Progress of Lou Manion
Dear Sir,
Lou Manion is doing pretty good at AA Merida Mouse Men!
He has an ERA of 3.51, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
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